Alright, we've seen the spectacle and the neon colors. Apple has officially announced the 5S and 5C, and they've given us the a date for iOS7. But now that the pageantry is over, and as the crowd make their way to camp out on Apple Stores doorstep, what does all this actually mean for enterprises on September 18 when iOS7 goes live?

Sitting around afterwards, Ishan and I couldn't help but wonder what it would have looked like if instead of techy reporters, the room was full of CIOs. I mean, iTunes Radio and a better camera are cool, but there are actually some really great enterprise level business features that are baked into iOS7. So we decided to reimagine the event.

The following is our info-parody from a parallel universe where Apple held the event for an audience of CIOs ...